My Hero

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My sister is better than yours.

My sister is awesome. She must be a descendant of Hercules and Atlanta, with some Minerva thrown in for looks. If we were to go back in time she would most certainly be some sort of Greek goddess(except she would be the one throwing lighting), while I would be an Egyptian peasant. (Well I would at least be a priest. You would be the peasant)

Not only is she brilliant, but she can kick some serious butt as well. After thrashing lowly mortals she likes to retire to her lair where she composes rock ballads (!) detailing her various victories.

How much cooler can a sister get? Her latest achievement was a double championship at Kagoshimas yearly karate tournament. Mind you, the best karate fighters in Japan come from Kagoshima, and Japan has the best karate fighters in the world. The denizens of Kyushu where so grateful for a chance to partake of her divine luminance that they are even now erecting several obelisks in her honor.

My sister is so excessively powerful that I don’t see the point of working anymore. I think I'll just go around dropping her name here and there and collecting protection money.

I like the sound of that.